Also: You will be a Debbie Downer at parties and all other social gatherings.
This is not attractive and will not help you pick up chicks. Also, you may forget to wipe the snot stains, caused by spurts of booger-expelling crying, from your sleeves. You’ll find yourself awake and emotionally broken at three in the morning. No matter how many times it breaks your heart you will keep coming back to this goddamn book. You’ll get dark circles under your eyes from staying up reading. First off, it’ll significantly decrease your good looks. Examples: a teddy bear, a kitten, a boob, an afro.īefore you begin this book, I should also warn you that it will wreak havoc on your social life. A box of Kleenex for cleaning yourself upģ. So, to help you be prepared to clean up this mess while staying sane throughout your Fall on Your Knees reading experience, I’ve made you a list of things to have on hand:Ģ. The Autostraddle Encyclopedia of Lesbian Cinema.LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now.
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